I've Got A Great Sense Of Humor,

You Know Who It Is? It's Me In 10 Years. So I Turned 25. Ten Years Later, That Same Person Comes To Me And Says, 'so, Are You A Hero?' And I Was Like, 'not Even Close. No, No, No.' She Said, 'why?' I Said, 'because My Hero's Me At 35.' So You See Every Day, Every Week, Every Month And Every Year Of My Life, My Hero's Always 10 Years Away. I'm Never Gonna Be My Hero. I'm Not Gonna Attain That. I Know I'm Not, And That's Just Fine With Me Because That Keeps Me With Somebody To Keep On Chasing.

A Drunk Doesn't Try To Stand Up; A Drunk Tries Not To Fall Down.

I Only Pick One Thing; North, South, East Or West. I Just Get On The Road And Go. That's The Point. The Only Governor I Give Myself Is What's The Time Limit.

We Found A Great Rhythm. Contractions Started Kicking In. I Sat There With Her, Right Between Her Legs. We Got Tribal On It, We Danced To It! I Was Dj-ing This Brazilian Music.

I Personally Don't Like To Go See Romantic Comedies. But People Do Want To See Them, And They Seem To Want To See Me In Them.