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I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent What Every Guy Wants And Needs.

A Lot Of Guys And People In Our Society Think That Chicks Just Love Dudes With Money. Chicks Love Dudes Who Are Successful Who Happen To Have Money - Do You Know What I Mean? Chicks Are Attracted To Dudes That Are Doing Their Own Thing.

The Very Definition Of 'beauty' Is Outside.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

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