I've Got A Great Eye For Color.

When You Have Kids, You Instantly Feel That You Do Not Want To Do Them Wrong. Those Dads That Go Off To Florida And Start A New Life, I Couldn’t Imagine That: Seeing My Kid Once Every Christmas, Every Three Years. If I’m Gone For Six Days It Feels Like Too Much.

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.

I Don't Have Anything Against My Mom, But My Family Has No Emotional Connection To Each Other.