I've Got A Farm In England Where

I Don't Need Any More Awards.

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

You Will Not Forestall My Judgement!