I've Gone Back In Time To When

In Youth And Beauty, Wisdom Is But Rare!

Wide-sounding Zeus Takes Away Half A Man's Worth On The Day When Slavery Comes Upon Him.

Words Empty As The Wind Are Best Left Unsaid.

Kids Are Great. You Can Teach Them To Hate What You Hate And, With The Internet And All, They Practically Raise Themselves.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.