I've Eaten Things That Didn't Complain This

I Needed Someone Really Intense, But Also Somebody With A Lot Of Theatrical Credibility.

Anybody Who's Done Standup Will Tell You That There's Nothing Like It. The Show Starts At 8:00, The Curtain Goes Up And There's Nobody Else Except You And The Audience, And You Just Perform For Them For Two Hours. Nobody Yells, 'cut!' There Are No Retakes. That Is Still The Most Exciting Medium For Me, And I Love It.

I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I Have No Problem Cleaning The Kitchen.

Most People Don't Know How Underpaid And Often Ill-equipped Urban Fire Departments Are Across North America.

I'm Not Really A Spider-man Fan. I'm More Of A Batman Guy.