I've Dubbed Myself As An Amateur, Not

Being A Fan Of Authentic Dada, I Find Today's Art - What I Call 'bankers' Dada' - Mind-numbingly Dull. The Most Challenging Work I've Seen Of Late Is By The British Art Resistance. Their Document, 'a Call For Heroes In An Age Of Cowards', Is Apt In These Days Of Witless Chancers.

One Of My Biggest Problems In Life Has Been My Inability To Lie.

We Are Not Actually In Charge Of Life, Yet We Behave As If We Are The Masters Of Our Own Destiny. The Realization Of This Fact Is Quite A Hard One. The Ridiculousness Of Our Pomposity And Presumption Can Only Result In Anger Or Humor.

I Gave Up Drinking Lots Of Whiskey And Began To Practice Yoga And Meditation. As A Result I Am Not Dead.

People Could Live Very Happily Without The Turner Prize, But They Could Not Live Without Real Communication And Emotion.