I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever

My Husband Says I Look Like A Q-tip.

I've Been To Those Places Where It's 'poor, Pitiful Me.'

I Don't Want To Throw Rice. I Want To Throw Rocks.

I Never Could Get My Hair To Do What I Wanted It To Do, So I Started Wearing The Wigs. It All Came From A Very Serious Place. I Wanted To Look A Certain Way.

Everything Is Nothing When You Got No One.