I've Discovered A New Video Game Called

Pretty Sad. Pretty Lonely. But That's How I Prefer It? I Quess? I Guess. It's A Good Guess. It's The Best Quess Ever.

I've Discovered A New Video Game Called Owning My Home.

I Have To Be Really Careful, Because I Have Nothing But Love For This Entity Known As "the Customer" In Entertainment. I Would Never, Ever, Ever Put Myself Above Them And Say, "they Don't Get It, But It's Funny, Believe Me." If They're Not Laughing, I'm Doing My Job Wrong.

All [tv] Shows Are Like Cigarettes. You Watch Two, You Have A Higher Chance Of Watching Three. They're All Addictive.

Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, Don't Put Pressure On Yourself, Life Is Just A Chain Of Experiments And Results, And You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead.