I've Discovered A New Video Game Called

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.

'i Want To Touch People But If I Touch Them In Real Life They'll Slap Me.' That's What Writing Isit's A Gross Person Getting A Hug.

There Are No Normal People, There Are Just Different Kinds Of Weird, All Of It Is Human And All Humanity Is Better Than Everything Inhuman. So I Urge You To Keep Expressing Yourself As Honestly As You Can, And Know That The Backpedals And Second-guesses Really Aren't Necessary - They Don't Hurt But They're Wasting Your Time - Because When You Are Truly Human, As We All Are, And When That Is Your Honest Message To Anyone, You Are Beyond Reproach, There Is No Way To Screw It Up.

I Wish That Television Would Stop Selling Our Hatred Of Ourselves, And Start Seducing Us With Our Love Of Ourselves.

Yoda Is Interesting Because, In Addition To Being Wise, He Is Two Feet Tall, And A Yoda.