I've Copyrighted 3,000 Songs.

Lots Of Women Buy Just As Many Wigs And Makeup Things As I Do ... They Just Don't Wear Them All At The Same Time.

I Don't Make People Bend Over Backwards, And I Don't Like That In People. I Am Definitely No Diva.

Dreams Are Of No Value If They Don't Have Wings And Feet.

Jump Out Of Bed And I Stumble To The Kitchen, Pour Myself A Cup Of Ambition And Yawn And Stretch And Try To Come Alive.

I Love Bald Men. Just Because You've Lost Your Fuzz Don't Mean You Ain't A Peach.