I've Been Writing My Entire Life, And

But Colin's Only Understanding Of Love Was Of Limitless Loyalty, Boundless Tolerance.

Next Time There’s A Ball, Ask Me Before Someone Else Does, And Not As A Last Resort!

Gotta Bone Ter Pick With Yeh. I've Heard You've Bin Givin' Out Signed Photos. How Come I Haven't Got One?

And Sure Enough, In Seeking To Become Superhuman This Foolhardy Young Man Renders Himself Inhuman. The Heart That He Has Locked Away Slowly Shrivels And Grows Hair, Symbolising His Own Descent To Beasthood.

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