I've Been Writing Joke Songs Since I

There Are Days When I Wonder Why My Mom Couldn't Be Here To See This.

I Don't Look My Best When I Wake Up! But I Do Feel Beautiful When I'm Tired And Happy And I've Had A Good Laugh And A Glass Of Champagne.

Because You Want To Keep An Air Of Calm And Cool.

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

You Don't Want To Be The First Person To Tell Your 5-year-old, Like, 'you're Going To Have A Life Filled With Disappointments And Letdowns - Enjoy!'