I've Been Screaming At The Top Of

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

If You Can Give It, I Can Take It 'cause If This Heart Is Gonna Break It's Gonna Take A Lot To Break It I Know Tonight, Somebody's Gonna Win The Fight So If You're So Tough, Come On And Prove It Your Heart Is Down For The Count And You Know You're Gonna Lose It Tonight You're Gonna Go Down In Flames Just Like Jesse James

At First All I Wanted To Be Was Famous; Then I Realized That Fame Had Nothing To Do With Talent. I Felt That I Didn't Do Anything Quite Well Enough, That I Was One Of Those People Who Was Famous But Not Very Talented. So I Said, Okay, I'll Be The Dinah Shore Of The Seventies, On Tv All The Time But Nobody Quite Knows Why.

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.