I've Been Pushed Down Many Flights Of

I Don't Necessarily Consider Myself A Virgin, Probably Because I Have Such A Penetrating Personality

There's Nothing Wrong With You. There's A Lot Wrong With The World You Live In. And Definitely Get Out Of High School And Make Everyone Sorry.

I Really Think, Without Trying To Give Us Credit That We Don't Deserve, I Really Feel Like Kurt And Blaine Are A Modern Version Of Lucy And Ricky. Oh, I'm Lucy For Sure.

Oh, I Have This Feud Going With The L.a. Unified School District, Because I Keep Getting These Phone Calls Saying My Daughter Keeps Missing Classes, I Mean, At All Hours Of The Night, I Had Like, Two Calls This Morning And I Keep Calling Saying I Haven't Got A Daughter!

I'm Pretty Sure I'm Going To Fall In My Gaga Shoes One Night On Tour And I'm Hoping It Becomes A Youtube Sensation.