I've Been Noticing Gravity Since I Was

My Dad Always Used To Tell Me That If They Challenge You To An After-school Fight, Tell Them You Won't Wait-you Can Kick Their Ass Right Now.

I Never Felt I Had To Prove Myself With Anything.

I Eat A Cheeseburger With French Fries Almost Every Day.

I Want To Be A Big, Fleshy Voluptuous Woman With Curves. I Want A Big Bum, But I Don't Have One.

I'm A Salty, Greasy Girl. I Give Every French Fry A Fair Chance. Could You Just Lay Some Lard In My Belly?