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Vodka Redbull: Upper Meets Downer In An Effervescent Hybrid Of Bubble Gum And Junkie Piss

I've Never Even Seen A Great Set Fight Or A Great Set Meltdown. I Seem To Always Be On These Incredibly Relaxed Sets.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

Thanks A Heap Coyote Ugly. This Cactus-gram Stings Worse Than Your Abandonment.

The Attitude Toward Women In This Industry Is Nauseating. There Are All Sorts Of Porcine Executives Who Are Uncomfortable With A Woman Doing Anything Subversive. They Want The Movie About The Beautiful Girl Who Trips And Falls, The Adorable Klutz.