I've Been Married A Couple Of Times

I Am Turning Into The Person I Knew I Would.

I Want Barack Obama For President. I Love Obama. I Call Palin The Helicopter Huntress From Hell! I Want My Children To Have A Wonderful Future, And It's Disturbing When I Look Around. Americans Aren't Very Well-liked. A Likable President Would Be A Great Start.

I Never Wore A Stich Of Make-up Until I Got To America. I Lived In A World Of Fantasy It Was Made Up Of Imaginary Friends And Make Believe Lovers. I Was Also Teased A Lot For Being Different Because I Was Shy, Solitary, Distant And Melancholic.

I Think I'm In Control Of What I Do And What I've Done. I Think That's The Ultimate Feminine Power. Do As You Want.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.