I've Been Keeping Diaries For 27 Years.

I Hate You' She Said To Me One Afternoon. 'i Really, Really Hate You.' Call Me Sensitive, But I Couldn't Help But Take It Personally.

People Ask If I Miss It, But They Don't Understand That American Culture Is So Ubiquitous That There's Nothing To Miss. I Don't See Myself Moving Back. It's Not That I Hate The United States. I Just Always Thought It Would Be A Shame Not To Live In A Foreign Country.

But I'm A Humorist. I'm Not A Reporter, I Never Pretended To Be A Reporter.

You Can't Brace Yourself For Famine If You've Never Known Hunger.

I Like Listening To Books As Well, As That Way You Can Iron At The Same Time.