I've Been In Training For Stardom.

Hugs Aren't Like Pieces Of Pie. Plenty Of Hugs To Go Around.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

My Girlfriend Rhonda, Who's Now My Wife, I Graduated From High School, She Got Pregnant. My Grandfather Said, 'you've Got To Do The Right Thing.'

I've Introduced Myself With Comedy, And Once You've Introduced Yourself As Something, That's Where People Keep You. That's Where People Like To Hold You.

I Want To Speak Directly To The Audience, To Say, 'i'm Like You - I'm Frustrated, I'm Not An Expert, I Don't Have A Manual On Parenting, I Make Mistakes, I'm Selfish Too.'