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I Tend To Relate More To People On Television Who Are Just Themselves, For Good Or For Bad, Than I Do To Someone Who I Believe Is Putting On Some Sort Of Persona. The Anchorman On 'the Simpsons' Is A Reasonable Facsimile Of Some Anchors Who Have That Problem.

Anytime You Stop And Talk To Somebody And You Learn About Them, You Start To Walk In Their Shoes A Little Bit And You See Things Through A Different Lens.

Going Gray Is Like Ejaculating: You Know It Can Happen Prematurely, But When It Does It Comes As A Total Shock.

I Think There Are A Lot Of Celebrities Who Put On A Performance On Camera.

If I'm Hip, We've Got A Problem In This Country. I Really Shouldn't Be Held Up As Any Model Of Hipness. If Anything, I Think I'm Sort Of Old School In My Approach To Objective Reporting And Not Wearing My Opinion On My Sleeve. There's A Lot Of That In American Tv News These Days. Too Much, In Fact.