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Most Single People I Know, Myself Included, Have A Difficult Time Even Meeting Up With The People They Like, Be It Busy Schedules, Texting Games, Or Whatever.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

You've Got To Be Pretty Confident That You're Good. If I Do A Show And For Whatever Reason No One Laughs, I'll Be Like, 'wow, Those People Are Weird'.

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.