I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.