I've Always Lived In The Same Way.

When Asked, 'shall I Tell My Mother I'm Gay?', I Reply, 'never Tell Your Mother Anything.

Any Film Is At Least Better Than Real Life.

However Low A Man Sinks He Never Reaches The Level Of The Police.

Health Consists Of Having The Same Diseases As One's Neighbors.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.