I've Always Known I Was Adopted.

In College, I Was A Weather Anchor For The Local News. I Would 'borrow' My Forecast From The Weather Channel.

If You Live In A Small Space, You Should Do The Things That Make It Feel Luxurious.

I'm Very Self-conscious Having My Picture Taken, So I Clown Around. My Driver's License Photo Looks Like A Blonde Elvis.

I Feel Like 'csi: Miami' Was Just A License To Do All Sorts Of Horrible Things That I'd Always Wanted To Do.

What I Know From My Friends Who Are Cops Is They Keep Their Houses Very Clean, Because They Say You Never Know If You're Coming Back Or Not.