I've Always Just Had Troubles With My

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.