I've Always Had An Easy Time Directing

When A Man Is Driving In A Car And Looks Out The Window And Notices A Woman With A Great Body, As He Strains To Check Her Face Out, How Does She Know To Keep Turning So The Back Of Her Head Is Always Toward Him?

She Wore A Short Skirt And A Tight Sweater And Her Figure Described A Set Of Parabolas That Could Cause Cardiac Arrest In A Yak.

I Failed To Make The Chess Team Because Of My Height.

Sentence Structure Is Innate, But Whining Is Acquired.

I Was In Analysis For Years Because Of A Traumatic Childhood; I Was Breast-fed Through Falsies.