I've Always Found Life Quite Difficult To

I Think The Problem With People Like This Is That They Are So Stupid That They Have No Idea How Stupid They Are.

How To Defend Yourself Against A Banana

If You Want To Know Who Your Friends Are, Have A Major Failure.

I Think We're All Born With A Sense Of Humor. Creativity Is Another Thing Though.

The Americans All Love 'the Holy Grail', And The English All Love 'life Of Brian', And I'm Afraid On This One, I Side With The English.