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I've Always Relied On Discipline To Achieve Goals Great And Small. At A Young Age, My Father Instilled A Real Work Ethic In Me - And A Fear Of Men. I Always Felt Like If I Didn't Have A Natural Knack For Something, I Could Kind Of Out-discipline The Competition As It Were. So I Would Always Work As Hard As I Possibly Could, Sometimes To My Own Detriment And My Personal Life. For Me, I Think Will Power And Discipline Are Very Synonymous.

I Finally Had My Prostate Checked. And I Was Super-thankful That I Taught My Asshole To Whistle Before The Doctor Stuck His Finger In There. The Look On His Face Was Priceless.

I Played Rugby For Years, And I Had A Rugby Jacket That I Lost When I Was 14. Somehow, My Brother Found It In Storage 15 Years Later, And He Gave It Back To Me For My 30th Birthday. That Was Amazing And Probably One Of The Best Gifts I've Ever Received.

We Might Be Too Proud To Admit It As Guys, But We Still Need To Learn How To Manage Responsibility, How To Face Our Challenges.

When I Do Comedy, My Brain Sort Of Locks Up In The Infinite Possibilities. That's Where I Get Sort Of Lost. I Think, "oh, There Are Six Other Jokes That We Could Say Here!" I Feel More At Home With Drama.