I've Always Been Frightened Of Karaoke, So

I Went Through Various Stages In My Childhood, As We All Do, Various Stages Of Obsessions With People And Things. And I Did. I Wanted To Be The First White Harlem Globetrotter.

It's An Odd Thing When There Is A Fan Page For My Daughter Who Is Not Yet 13.

Thank God I Never Hooked On Anything. I Never Had A Monkey On My Back. I Just Wanted To Self-medicate, To Numb Myself Through Liquor. It's How I Dealt With Life, Reality, Stress, Change, Sadness, Memories. The List Goes On. I Was Really Trying To Feel Nothing.

I'm Scared Of Boogers. If Anyone Ever Showed Me A Booger I'd Smash Their Face In.

I Would Give Everything If I Could Only Keep My Family.