I've Always Been Exactly Who I Am

A Lot Of People Think That Keying A Car Isn't The Right Way To Get Back At A Guy. I Disagree.

Instead Of Having A Baby, Why Dont You Get A Tattoo Of A Baby First, And See How That Works Out For Six Months To A Year, And Then See If You're Ready To Have A Baby.

Everyone Knows If You're Going To Take Weed To School, You Put It In Your Trapper Keeper To Keep It Fresh.

Or People Who Have One Baby And Go Buy A Minivan... How Big Is Your Baby?

I Got A Vibrator That Needed Two Nine Volt Batteries. What Am I - R2d2? I Don't Know What To Do With That.