I've Always Been A Strong Believer That

When I First Started Wearing Wigs, I Didn't Know You Had To Anchor Them Down With Bobby Pins. I Walked Out During A Windy Day And My Wig Blew Off And Got Stuck To A Branch. I Was Walking While My Wig Was Hanging! If That's Not The Most Embarrassing Thing... But You Have To Use Bobby Pins.

If It Wasn't For My Trainer - Who Comes Looking For Me Three Times A Week Before 7 A.m. - I Wouldn't Get My Butt Out Of Bed And Into The Gym. There Are Many Mornings When I Think About Faking A Sprained Ankle, But I Just Put It Out Of My Head And Make Myself Go.

I've Always Liked The Fact That I Could Make People Laugh At Crazy Stuff That Has Happened To Me. If It Makes You Feel Better At Me Falling Down The Stairs...then I'm Going To Do It.

My Dad Worked Two Jobs And Moved Us To The Suburbs, And Just Being A Black Person, I Went Through A Lot Of Racism And Being Called Names And Being Bullied Every Single Day. And It Was Hard. I Didn't Have Any Friends.

For My First Wedding, I Cried All The Way Down The Aisle. My Fake Eyelash Came Off. My Nose Was Red. My Eyes Were Swollen. I'm Not One Of Those Pretty Criers.