I've Accomplished A Lot, But I Still

I Did Other Stuff Before Then, But I Was Sexually Active At 20. I'm Glad I Waited For The Right Person, Because You Look Back And You Go, 'that Girl Was Bats– Crazy. I'm Glad I Didn't Go There.'

I Went To Sleepaway Camp Seven Years In A Row. I Was Such A Pro.

One Thing Nobody Knows About Me Is That Three Of My Fingers Are Edible, But I Cant Tell You Which Fingers.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay, But I'm Not.

I've Accomplished A Lot, But I Still Have More Dreams That I Want To Achieve.