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Let It Be Clearly Understood That The Russian Is A Delightful Person Till He Tucks In His Shirt. As An Oriental He Is Charming. It Is Only When He Insists On Being Treated As The Most Easterly Of Western Peoples Instead Of The Most Westerly Of Easterns That He Becomes A Racial Anomaly Extremely Difficult To Handle.

He Wrapped Himself In Quotations - As A Beggar Would Enfold Himself In The Purple Of Emperors.

There Aren't Twelve-hundred People In The World Who Understand Pictures. The Others Pretend And Don't Care.

Our England Is A Garden, And Such Gardens Are Not Made By Singing 'oh How Wonderful' And Sitting In The Shade, While Better Men Than We Go Out, And Start Their Working Lives By Grubbing Weeds From Garden Paths With Broken Dinner Knives.

Till The Master Of All Good Workmen Shall Set Us To Work Anew.