I've A Neater, Sweeter Maiden In A

I Keep Six Honest Serving Men (they Taught Me All I Knew); Theirs Names Are What And Why And When And How And Where And Who.

Buy A Pup And Your Money Will Buy Love Unflinching That Cannot Lie.

I Always Prefer To Believe The Best Of Everybody, It Saves So Much Trouble.

Brothers And Sisters, I Bid You Beware Of Giving Your Heart To A Dog To Tear.

You Must Learn To Forgive A Man When He's In Love. He's Always A Nuisance.