It's Wrong To Discriminate Based On Skin

The Radical Right Is So Homophobic That They're Blaming Global Warming On The Aids Quilt.

I Had Fun Pretending To Be A Sportscaster. People Always Think That Was A Down Thing For Me. I Had The Best Job In Sports Broadcasting For Two Years.

The Patriots Deflated Balls Are But An Allegory For America's Deflated Balls In Dealings With Putin, The Mullahs In Iran, And Islamic Terrorists.

When You're Sharing A Mud Hole With A Wildebeest Derriere In Sub-saharan Africa, That's A Living Hell.

Jack Kerouac Was Cool Because He Had No Idea He Was.