It's Unrated, Which Means It's Too Confusing

I Am A Champion Who Makes An Impact.

What, Sheamus? Oh No, I Can See Him...he's Pretty Pale......what? Oh No, He's Even Whiter Than That. He's Like A Jar Of Mayonaisse With Eyeballs And A Ketchup Haircut.

I Think I'm Not Uber Into The Comedy Scene, But I Love To Laugh, Especially In Our Business, Where You're Always Front And Center Over An Extremely, Sometimes Overly-critical Live Audience. I Think It Helps To Laugh.

You're Gonna Get Helped, If You're Lacking It, In Any Way, Because Everybody's Objective Is To Make A Good Picture.

Lita On The Other Hand, She's Rated Nc-17, Which Means No Cold Sores In 17 Days.