It's Too Easy To Do A Patriotic-themed

I Think That Shakespeare Is A S***. Absolute S***! He May Have Been A Genius For His Time, But I Just Can't Relate To That Stuff. "thee And Thous" - The Guy Sounds Like A Faggot.

I Hope The Guy Who Came Up With The Phrase 'sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll' Rots In Hell, I'd Like To Change It So It Makes More Sense: 'sex Death And Rock 'n' Roll'

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

There Is Not A Single Person Alive Who Could Keep A Straight Face And Say "oh Yeah It's Healthy, The Reason I Use Drugs And Alcohol And Booze Is Because It's Healthy!"

People Who Are Qualified Are Symphonic Orchestra Players And Jazz Musicians; They're Qualified To Do What They Do. Rock Stars Are Lucky. It's A Combination Of Right Time, Right Place And Having Certain Genes Or A Gimmick Or Whatever, But It's Really Not Anything More Than Sugar. It Tastes Good And Goes Away Fast.