It's The Oldest Question Of All, George.

Fools, Most Linguists. Damn All To Say In One Language, So They Learn Another And Say Damn All In That.

I Taught Principally German Language And Literature At Eton. But Any Master With Private Pupils Must Be Prepared To Teach Anything They Ask For. That Can Be As Diverse As The Early Paintings Of Salvador Dali Or How Bumblebees Manage To Fly.

I've Got More Than One String To My Bow, And I Thought I'd Give This One A Twang.

Writing Is Like Walking In A Deserted Street. Out Of The Dust In The Street You Make A Mud Pie.

Never Trade A Secret, You'll Always Get The Short End Of The Bargain.