It's The First Time I've Seen Myself

I Do Not Regret One Moment Of My Life.

On One Night Of My Debut The Prince Of Wales, The Princess, And The Duchess Of London Came To See Me. They Loved Me For What I Was And What I Gave Them.

I Was Beautiful. Now, Because I Am Old, I Take No Shame In So Saying.

After Being So Bad I Could Hear The Angels Singing.

You Wouldn't Believe How The Town Was Named For Me. I Was Met By The Whole Population, Headed By The Mayor.