It's The Board I Had A Problem

The Dewey Decimal System Really Works. So That's All I Needed To Know. Elementary School Taught Me That.

Maybe I Exclude Myself From That Genre By Not Getting Dressed Up Often Enough, By Acting Ghetto Most Of The Time, And Running Around In Sweats And Timberlands.

I Am Looking Forward To Seeing My Buddy Colin Represent In Front Of Pacino. That's Sweet.

I Just Want That Unconditional Love, The Kind You Get With A Family Member. You Might Get Lucky Enough To Find That Unconditional Love In A Friend Or A Lover, But It's Very Rare. So If I Ever Have A Kid, It'd Be So That I Could Look In Those Eyes And Know That This Child Is A Piece Of Me And Will Love Me The Same Way I Love, But I Think That's Selfish Of Me.

Guys Are So Predictable. They Can't Seem To Separate Fantasy From Reality, So I Get A Lot Of Bikers And Race Car Drivers Hitting On Me. They're All Just Playboys, So They Don't Interest Me.