It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

My Mom Ate Every Piece Of Butter In The Midwest, She Lived Till She Was 90. And My Dad, He Smoked, He Drank - We Finally Just Had To Kill Him.

Dr. Phil Was Very Helpful And Caring. I Believe He Helped All Of Us There And Watching How To Better Relate, Understand, And Communicate With Our Families And Loved Ones. Dr. Phil Recommended Reading My New Book.

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

I Really Made The Cartoon Life With Louie With One Reason In Mind: I Didn't Have A Very Good Relationship With My Dad, And We Didn't All Watch Tv Together Like We Should've, Like You Hope For, Like You've Seen On Tv, And I Wanted To Make It For Moms And Dads And Their Kids. That Was Always My Goal. And Then I Wanted To Put Real Things In It. We Did A Thing About The Homeless And Won A Humanitas Award For That.

My Mom Was A Garage Sale Person, Save Money. Come On In To The Garage Sale, You Might Find A Shirt. She'd Get In That Garage Sale And Point Stuff Out To You. There's A Good Fork For A Nickel. Yeah, That's Beautiful. It's A Little High. If It Were Three Cents I'd Snap It Up.