It's So Much Baby And So Much

I Just Started Calling Myself 'swamp A-.' Like, I Have Swamp A- Right Now. I Had Major Swamp A- Because I Was Wearing These Spanx To Hold In My Gut ... It's Like The Bayou Up In That Region.

I Don`t Want People Walking Out Of A Movie Thinking I Was Trying To Act Or Be Some Movie Star. I Want Them To Think, `that Might Make Me Like Jessica A Little Bit More.`

I Had A Dream That She Put Her Foot Through My Belly Button And I Was Playing This Little Piggy Went To The Market Just With Her Toes, Just Her Foot Was Sticking Out Of My Belly Button And It Was Completely Normal!

People Think Updos Are So Hard, But They're Not. Your Hair Should Look Tousled And Undone. If I'm In A Mood To Go Out And Feel Hot And Sexy, I Want Long Hair That I Can Feel On My Back. But I Also Like Bed Head. Ill Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Wont Even Wash It. Ill Wait Until It Smells.

I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart.