It's Sad When You Say A $30

Nobody Can Make Me Cry In Public. I'll Punch Them First Before They Make My Mascara Smear.

Motherhood Is Beautiful. Everything [my Son] Does Makes Me So Happy.

People Care About People Who Care About Themselves.

I Used To Be An Optimist, But Now I Know That Nothing Is Going To Turn Out As I Expect.

My Head Is Filled With So Much Crap, Or Facts That I Find Important, But That Some Others Don't.