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I Started A Grease Fire At Mcdonald's - Threw A Match In The Cook's Hair.

Being On Twitter Is Like Having A Fern.

To Have Someone Play Off And Be With A Band Is More Pleasurable.

There Is Something Going On Now In Mexico That I Happen To Think Is Cruelty To Animals. What I'm Talking About, Of Course, Is Cat Juggling.

Some Nights, Alone, He Thinks Of Her, And Some Nights, Alone, She Thinks Of Him. Some Night These Thoughts, Separated By Miles And Time Zones, Occur At The Same Objective Moment, And Ray And Mirabelle Are Connected Without Ever Knowing It.