It's Not That I'm So Clever, It

All Religions Begin With A Revolt Against Morality, And Perish When Morality Conquers Them.

Marriage Is An Alliance Entered Into By A Man Who Can't Sleep With The Window Shut, And A Woman Who Can't Sleep With The Window Open.

A Newspaper, Not Having To Act On Its Descriptions And Reports, But Only To Sell Them To Idly Curious People, Has Nothing But Honor To Lose By Inaccuracy And Non-veracity.

I Wish People Would Stop Talking About My Birthday.

All Great Truths Begin As Blasphemies.