It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

A Man Who Envies Our Family Is A Man Who Needs Help.

You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine When It Stomps On A Few Buildings.