It's Not Nice To Make Fun Of

I Sort Of Think Of Myself As Part Priest, Part Clown.

I Could Be Hit By A Sara Lee Truck Tomorrow. Which Is Not A Bad Way Of Going: 'richard Simmons Found In A Freeway In Pound Cake And Fudge, With A Smile On His Face.' Let's Face It. We Don't Know Anything.

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

I'm Such A Huge Fan, And I've Done Classes Of All Lady Gaga Music. And She's Just Someone Who Evokes Freedom And Love For Her Fans And Passion In What She Does. Lady Gaga, I'll Take You Out For A Salad Anytime.

I Don't Have To Teach Anymore, I Don't Have To Work Anymore, God Has Been Really Good To Me.