It's Not How You Fall That Counts..

I Believe In Letting A Guy Live The Way He Wants To If He Doesn't Hurt Anyone.

I'd Rather Go To Vietnam Than Get Married.

I Can't Compare Family To Athletics.

I Don't Know Whether I Prefer Astroturf To Grass. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Until My Senior Year, Baseball And Basketball Were My Best Sports; And Even When I Was A Senior, I Still Wanted To Play Baseball Professionally. But The Family Wanted Me To Go To College And I Guess I Agreed With Them Or Else I Would Have Accepted Some Of The Offers I Got.