It's Not Easy To Juggle A Pregnant

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

Keep Your Expectations Tiny You'll Go Through Life Not So Whiney.

I Would Prefer To Listen To A French Classical Composer Like Olivier Messiaen Than To The Pop Hits Of The Day.

Aren't We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

Think Beer; Drink Beer.