It's Nice When Your Boyfriend Thinks You're

Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because You're Happy. It's Because You're Strong.

My Favorite Food City Is Wherever I Happen To Be Eating. You Know What They Say, Love The One You're With!

You Can Google Everyone Now, You Don't Have To Peek Through A Window Or Wait Till She Leaves Her House. You Can Look At Her Instagram, She's Takes Selfies, Posting Images Of Her Body Parts For Everyone To See. She Seeks Followers And Craves Attention To Define Her Self Worth. It's A Dead End Addiction To Fame.

I Was Afraid Of Staying At The Playboy Mansion; I Wanted To Get A Footing Before I Ventured Into A World Of Hedonism.

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.