It's Nice To Have People Who Will

I'm A Bad Boyfriend. She's A Bad Girlfriend. We Deserve Each Other.

I Don't Know How I Look, But I Know How I Feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The Side Effects Of Dying In Your Pants Isn't Really Funny… Alright, It's A Little Funny.

We're Going To Get Gored To Death By A Feral Fugging Hog And Your Best Strategy Is To Pretend It's A Grizzly Bear?

That's Always Seemed So Ridiculous To Me, That People Want To Be Around Someone Because They're Pretty. It's Like Picking Your Breakfeast Cereals Based On Color Instead Of Taste.