It's Kind Of Hard To Win Most

My Friend And I Sang An A Cappella Rendition Of Extreme's "more Than Words" At One Of Our Football Pep Rallies In A Desperate Attempt To Look Cool. For A While, I Wore Pink Converse All Stars Because I Thought It Made Me Seem Daring And Irreverent.

I Think That Music At Inappropriate Times With Inappropriate Volumes Can Be The Funniest Thing Ever.

This May Come As A Surprise, Given The Nature Of My Job, But I Am Very Guarded And Contemplative. I'm Not A Naturally Boisterous Person.

To Be Totally Candid, It Was Really Born Out Of A Panic Attack The Summer Between My Sophomore And Junior Years, When I Realized I Wasn't Going To Graduate In Four Years Unless I Somehow Managed To Glue Together All The Courses I'd Taken. That Said, I'm Really Glad I Did It, 'cause It Was Really Fun, And I Was Able To Just Take Whatever The Hell I Wanted.

I Wish There Was A Way To Know You Were In The Good Old Days Before You Actually Left Them.